Our Royal Collection of Jokes Teacher: without oxygen, human life would not have been possible. This important gas was discovered in 1773. Student: Miss, what did people breathe before oxygen was discovered? Customer: Why are you giving me a lobster with only one claw? Waiter: I'm sorry Sir, but it was in a fight. Customer: Well, take it away and give me the winner. Teacher: Amisha, can you give me two pronouns? Sally: Who me? Teacher: Correct, sit down. Sudeep: Four sailors fell in the sea, but only one of them got his hair wet. Rohan: How was that? Sudeep: Three of them were bald. Large lady: I am very annoyed with that weighing machine. Friend: Why is that? Large Lady: As I stepped on to it, it said, 'One person at a time please'. Teacher (on phone): You say Harshal has a cold and can't come to school? To whom am I speaking? Voice: This is my father. Sameer: Dad, can you sign your name without looking? Dad: Yes, I think so. Sameer: Good, Please close your eyes and sign my school Report card. Q: What is tornado? Ans: Mother Nature doing the twist! What does the calculator say to the Manager? Ans: You can count on me What do computers eat for lunch? Ans: Floppy Joes and Microchips. What did the picture say to the wall? Ans: First they frame me and then they hang me! Paintings from Budding Artists of Our School .